In the ongoing saga of this writer’s health, the editorial staff wishes it to be known that he has been recalled for major factory repairs. As soon as all repairs have been made, he will return for active use.
From: The Editorial Staff
From Bad to Worse
The Unmuffled Auto News 
Don’t worry – I’m not contemplating a return under the lemon law!!
Haha! You shouldn’t be talking!
But he said he would post today!!! I hope the repairs go well and that he is up and running very soon. Xox
Awwww! Too bad!
I have some scotch tape and crazy glue and a hammer and some small nails. Can I help??
Zayzee
No! All you can do is call the wambulance!
Are his parents entitled to a replacement model in the meantime? A refund?
đŸ˜‰ Cynthia
No, but that’s what little sisters are for!
Hope your repairs go well and quickly!
Crash!
I’m so sorry Candler-I hope that you are better soon!
Well, one can only hope!
As the chief mechanic responsible for your rebuild, I can only say that (as your mom), I must also be responsible for the factory recall. Guess your dad can share in that blame, as well.
Yeah, I guess that you could.
ooh. Just read Cynthia’s comment. I want a loaner!!!!
I want a replacement!
Candler –
If you require qualified legal counsel to seek redress of the grevious bodily and mental harm caused to you by your alleged caretakers – please contact my office at your earliest convenience. Please continue to document the substandard care and attention that you have been receiving, to be used as evidence during what I suspect will be rather short settlement negotiations. Also, please obtain for me the contact information for the caregivers’ insurance company.
Your loyal servant
Unc How
Are you one of those ambulance chasers!