One might think that you would have to be drunk or high to crash your perfectly good car into a tree to test out the airbags. You might also think that you can stuff your airbags back into their containers for another round of tree-bashing. Ehh! Please try again!
You might even think the German man who did all of these things was clearly under the influence of some other psychotropic drug, if he wasn’t drunk. Try again.
Uwe Schrager, a German man, attempted to add to the already-large world of automotive research.
When police and emergency response crews arrived at the scene, the perfectly conscious Schrager explained his methodology: He had crashed into concrete walls at lower speeds, before deciding to test out his hypothesis on an innocent tree. Poor tree.
Police are currently evaluating him for psychiatric issues.