The editorial staff of the Unmuffled Auto News humbly begs forgiveness from all subscribers/readers. Zoomvroom’s hypothesis is the editorial staff somehow “forgot” about an exciting new post. Tune in tomorrow for that not-so-mythical post.
Sorry from the Editorial Staff!
The Unmuffled Auto News 
So sad to see the young “staff” age before our aging eyes….This usually happens later in life
Try some ice cream…it helps everything’
Zayz
Let me clarify something: Mom is the editorial staff.
Perhaps the staff needs a little rod???
Will be glad to supply it and use it as needed.
No charge.
Zayz
I think that you’re hired…
Sounds like it’s time for some new staff!
I think you’re right