Are you getting tired of your Winnebago? Tried the Newell Coach? Not enough? Try the essence of luxury with the eleMMent Palazzo! It is 40 feet long, it costs a cool $3.12 USD, AND it’s on sale in Dubai! The master bedroom alone is almost as big as my room, and it has a 40-inch HD plasma TV. It comes with a built-in fireplace that can actually BURN REAL WOOD! In the unlikely event that that didn’t blow your mind, the rooftop cocktail bar complete with underfloor heating, a refrigerator, a fully stocked bar, and an ice might. Plus, it can reach a top speed of 93 MPH!
The manufacturer says that oil-rich sheiks are buying them like crazy! While it would be nice to tour the world in the Palazzo, I think that I’ll go with something that my faithful readers can afford…http://www.newellcoach.com/newell-coaches/coach-1482/
The Newell Coach that I have in mind is barely half the price of the Palazzo. That’s affordable, right?
The Unmuffled Auto News 
Does the Palazzo come complete with wait staff and bartender? I would buy one, except I am not sure it will get up our hill.
The Palazzo doesn’t come with a wait staff and a bartender. But, at that price point, I’m sure that you COULD hire a waiter/waitress, busboy, host(ess), chef, bartender, bouncer, and dishwasher. In terms of getting up the hill, the Palazzo is 4WD, with 6WD optional. Talk about off-road capability!
I honk that anything that comes with 6-wheel drive must be amazing
Meep-meep!
Look how smart you are….not asking your faithful readers to buy you this…..hold your fire….there might be a new model soon
I know that my readers would never buy me something this expensive, let alone anything!
I really should reread my comments before posting! I meant to say that I think that anything that comes with 6-wheel drive is amazing. How does it work?
The editor should be ashamed of herself! 6wd works the same as 4wd – power is sent to all of the wheels.